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PostPosted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 1:09 am    Post subject: Funny sites Reply with quote

independentsources.com: The 10 Worst Company URLs

"A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the
agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it..."
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Top 10 Dumbest Online Business Ideas That Made It Big Time

"1000000 pixels, charge a dollar per pixel – that’s perhaps the dumbest
idea for online business anyone could have possible come up with. Still,
Alex Tew, a 21-year-old who came up with the idea, is now a millionaire."
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Maja



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:26 pm    Post subject: Optical illusions Reply with quote

Optical illusions by wordofmouthexperiment.com.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If Apple Made Everything

"Five years ago, Apple was a niche brand for geeks and creatives. Now
everyone owns an iPod and Apple stores are springing up like Starbucks.
But what happens when the takeover is complete, when everything is made
and controlled by Apple? Show us the goods..."
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 2:05 pm    Post subject: Bad day Reply with quote

Have you ever thought you were having a BAD DAY?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Album Covers From Hell

Danger: This site may kill you!
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Maja



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Amazon Book Reviews (by someone who hasn't read the books!)

Are Men Necessary, by Maureen Dowd
Edition: Hardcover
Price: $17.13

"I have not actually read this book but I want Ms. Dowd to know that men
are very necessary. Without men, for example, I think we would be losing
the War in Iraq."
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ultimate business site: Huh?

"Welcome to the world's most dynamic e-business marketing, design
and consulting agency. We provide distinct clients with groundbreaking
business strategies and cutting-edge designs to aggressively and
creatively compete in a changing economy."
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is he an Idiot? And is this for REAL?!
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perfect Math: 25/5 = 14
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: bird moonwalk Reply with quote

bird moonwalk
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Muppet Matrix

Kansas went Bye, Bye - Definitely!
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We all know that Heart Disease is the #1 cause of death in the U.S. But think hard about this: In Japan, they’ve got a diet that is low in fat and they have less heart disease than the US. While in France, the diet is very high in fat, and they also have less heart disease than in the US. In India, almost nobody drinks red wine and the heart disease rate is lower than in the US. But in Spain, everybody drinks too much red wine and sure enough they have less heart disease than the US. Algeria has the lowest sexual activity rate, and they’ve got less heart disease than in the US. But Brazil has the highest sexual activity rate and sure enough…the heart disease ratio is lower than in the US. Drink, eat and make merry all you want. It’s speaking English that kills you.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The 20 Funniest Computer Geek Humor Bits of All Time

"Below you will find the 20 funniest Geek Humor bits of all time. They
have been selected from the vast array of submissions on my Geek Humor"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Onion: Republicans Blame Election Losses On Democrats

"Republican officials are blaming tonight's GOP losses on Democrats, who
they claim have engaged in a wide variety of "aggressive, premeditated,
anti-Republican campaigns" over the past six-to-18 months."
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moronland: "Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
--Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Humor > How to Write Good

"Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. One-word
sentences? Eliminate. Always!"
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reddit: The Best optical illusion you'll ever see. Yes, A & B really are the same color...

"The point that you perceive them as different colors is a "hack" of your
mind, helping you interpret 3D scenes, shadows etc."
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Travel comments that make you say ‘Duh!’
...

* What language do they speak in England? (Swahili. Would you like to purchase our "Learn Swahili in 10 Easy Steps" manual?)
* Does the water go all the way around this island?
* Why do I need to change clothes in Chicago? (Planes, ma'am. Planes. You change planes in Chicago.)
* Where is the best spot to watch the fireworks in London on the Fourth of July? (Come on, Yank. Just think about this for a nanosecond.)
* My friend told me about a great hotel in Italy and it begins with a "B." (I know exactly which one it is. Can I have your credit card please?)
* If I convert $1,000 to the local currency, how much is it in U.S. dollars? (Sir, the Wharton School is on the line for you. They have an opening.)
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bugs Bunny 1953 - Bugs Daffy and Elmer, funniest of them all!



The Foghorn Leghorn ... nice kid but doesn't listen to a word you say!
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

reddit - Now this is just an unfortunate name for a lawyer

"I can just see the headline:
Sue Yoo Sues U2
Bono asks for pro-bono"
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

reddit - Are you gay?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so - What is your best programmer joke?




"Its not a bug, its a feature."
...
"No, it's a bug that's been mislabeled as a feature. ;"
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

reddit - Microsoft's grinning robots or the Brotherhood of the Mac

"I know Windows is awful. Everyone knows Windows is awful. It is like the
faint smell of piss in a subway. But I'm still not buying a Mac."
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/8swyhq/iceland_fan_gundermurd_sigurdflordbradson_says/

Iceland fan Gundermurd Sigurdflordbradson says that the names of Russian cities are difficult to pronounce
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