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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:12 am    Post subject: Humor Reply with quote

openculture - The Strange Day When Bugs Bunny Saved the Life of Mel Blanc

"Below, we have added a related documentary, Mel Blanc: The Man of a
Thousand Voices."
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5s74fh/would_you_remarry_if_i_die/


LongWould you remarry if I die?
submitted 10 hours ago by LordDraymonDarklyn
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit."
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/7tuvbc/this_is_macaulay_culkin_this_is_the_most/dtffnei/

When I was younger I used to get "The Little Prince" in the mail all the time.
When I was in my teens, fans sent me Catcher in the Rye.
In my 20s, It was Alan Moores Watchmen.
Now its just letters from Prison

> Now its just letters from Prison
Mostly from the fans who sent Catcher in the Rye, I'm guessing.
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